The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jaylen Wright
Jaylen Wright · MIA · RB
“Wright gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Wright's week
- Wright rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Wright's stadium. Only over Wright.
72%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Wright's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Wright in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Wright is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Wright actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.