The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jaylen Wright
Jaylen Wright · MIA · RB
“Coach says Wright is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Wright's week
- Wright breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Wright gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
77%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Wright's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Wright in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Wright is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Wright actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.