The Stuffed Run Hex of Jaylen Wright
Jaylen Wright · MIA · RB
“Wright's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Wright's week
- Wright is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Wright scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
84%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Wright's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Wright in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Wright is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Wright actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.