The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jaylen Wright
Jaylen Wright · MIA · RB
“Wright is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Wright's week
- Wright will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Wright finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
86%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Wright drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Wright in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Wright is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Wright actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.