The Garbage-Time Hex of Jaylen Wright
Jaylen Wright · MIA · RB
“Wright finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Wright's week
- Wright tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Wright scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
83%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Wright drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Wright in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Wright is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Wright actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.