The Snap Count Hex of Jaylen Wright
Jaylen Wright · MIA · RB
“Wright gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Wright's week
- Wright gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Wright will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
85%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Wright's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Wright in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Wright is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Wright actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.