The Hamstring Hex of Jaylen Wright
Jaylen Wright · MIA · RB
“The broadcast shows Wright on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Wright's week
- Wright finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Wright will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
88%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Wright's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Wright in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Wright is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Wright actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.