The Stuffed Run Hex of Jaylen Wright
Jaylen Wright · MIA · RB
“Wright gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Wright's week
- Wright goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Wright gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
84%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Wright drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Wright in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Wright is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Wright actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.