The Inch-Short Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- The QB looks at Jeudy exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Jeudy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jeudy, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.