The Phantom Holding Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- The broadcast shows Jeudy on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Jeudy gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
72%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jeudy's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.