The Butter-Finger Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Jeudy's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
85%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Jeudy scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.