The Late Scratch Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Jeudy is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
85%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jeudy drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.