The Late Scratch Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- A mysterious flag erases Jeudy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
91%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jeudy, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.