The Late Scratch Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Jeudy does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
81%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jeudy, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.