The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Jeudy gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
85%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jeudy's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.