The Dropped Pass Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- The QB looks at Jeudy exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
72%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jeudy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.