The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Jeudy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
87%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Jeudy scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.