The Late Scratch Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Jeudy's stadium. Only over Jeudy.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- The broadcast shows Jeudy on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Jeudy is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
81%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jeudy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.