The Hamstring Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“The broadcast shows Jeudy on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Jeudy's stadium. Only over Jeudy.
- Jeudy tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
80%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jeudy, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.