The Phantom Flag Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Jeudy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Jeudy gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
80%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
Incantation
Jeudy, Jeudy, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.