The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Jeudy's stadium. Only over Jeudy.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Jeudy is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
75%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jeudy's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.