The Late Scratch Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Jeudy scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
81%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jeudy's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.