The Late Scratch Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Jeudy finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
90%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jeudy's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.