The Snap Count Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Jeudy gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
90%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jeudy, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.