The Butter-Finger Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Jeudy drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
80%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jeudy, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.