The Hamstring Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Jeudy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Jeudy goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
78%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jeudy's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.