The Dropped Pass Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Jeudy gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
74%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Jeudy, Jeudy, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.