The Phantom Flag Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Jeudy's stadium. Only over Jeudy.
- Jeudy sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
92%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jeudy's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.