The Butter-Finger Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Jeudy's stadium. Only over Jeudy.
91%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Jeudy scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.