The Hamstring Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- The QB looks at Jeudy exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
77%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jeudy's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.