The Late Scratch Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Ref: "Number Jeudy, that's a flag." Jeudy: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Jeudy scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
75%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jeudy's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.