The Phantom Holding Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Jeudy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Jeudy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jeudy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.