The Hamstring Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Jeudy will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
78%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jeudy drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.