The Hamstring Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Jeudy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
91%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jeudy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.