The Shadow Coverage Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- The QB looks at Jeudy exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Jeudy tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
74%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jeudy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.