The Dropped Pass Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Ref: "Number Jeudy, that's a flag." Jeudy: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Jeudy is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
81%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jeudy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.