The Phantom Holding Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- A mysterious flag erases Jeudy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
72%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jeudy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.