The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Jeudy's stadium. Only over Jeudy.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Jeudy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
84%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Jeudy, Jeudy, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.