The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Jeudy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jeudy's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.