The Late Scratch Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“The QB looks at Jeudy exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Jeudy sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
86%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jeudy's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.