The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Jeudy finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
89%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Jeudy, Jeudy, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.