The Phantom Flag Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Jeudy's stadium. Only over Jeudy.
- Jeudy will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
72%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jeudy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.