The Butter-Finger Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Jeudy scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
88%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jeudy's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.