The Dropped Pass Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Jeudy was due a breakout.
- Jeudy will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
74%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jeudy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.