The Inch-Short Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Jeudy is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
73%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jeudy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.