The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Jeudy will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
80%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jeudy's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.