The Hamstring Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Jeudy scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
91%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jeudy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.