The Inch-Short Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Ref: "Number Jeudy, that's a flag." Jeudy: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Jeudy drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
75%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Jeudy scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.