The Hamstring Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Jeudy's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
76%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jeudy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.