The Butter-Finger Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- The QB looks at Jeudy exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- A mysterious flag erases Jeudy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
73%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jeudy's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.